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    "ticker": [
        "50 Car Pile-Up Results In New City Sculpture.",
        "After 36 Years Of Marriage, Man Discovers Wife Is Actually A Rare Yucca Plant.",
        "All Raccoons Cheat At Poker, Researchers Say.",
        "Cat Hijacks Municipal Bus; Riders Applaud Good Timing At Stops And Courteous Meows.",
        "Tommy B. Saif Sez: No Left Turn, Except Buses.",
        "Truckload Of Apples Overturns, [city] Diner Offers Applesauce Special.",
        "Ordinary Days In [city] Become Common.",
        "Semicolon Declared Sexier Than Comma At Grammarian's Fete.",
        "Spotted Owl Spotted.",
        "Crime Lord Spotted In [city]; Mayor Says \"No Comment\".",
        "Cat Burglar Spotted, Mistaken For Dalmatian.",
        "Local citizens confused about New Spark Box Pro XL Series U.",
        "Customers of the New Spark Box Pro XL Series U confirm that it has Knuckles."
    ]
}