Rewrote news ticker

- Rewrote news ticker based on JSON web API tutorials
- Simplified json files for news ticker as part of rewrite
- Renamed /dialog to /json

json/ticker/adverts.json

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+{
+    "ticker": [
+        "[outlet]: Don't Blame Us If You're Not Paying Attention",
+        "[outlet]: Information With As Few Words As Possible.",
+        "This Space For Rent.",
+        "[outlet]: Properly Spelled Words From Beginning To End.",
+        "[outlet]: Journalistic Integrity Without All The Advertising.",
+        "[outlet]: No Advertisements Since Before The Beginning."
+    ]
+}

json/ticker/citylife.json

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+{
+    "ticker": [
+        "50 Car Pile-Up Results In New City Sculpture.",
+        "After 36 Years Of Marriage, Man Discovers Wife Is Actually A Rare Yucca Plant.",
+        "All Raccoons Cheat At Poker, Researchers Say.",
+        "Cat Hijacks Municipal Bus; Riders Applaud Good Timing At Stops And Courteous Meows.",
+        "Tommy B. Saif Sez: No Left Turn, Except Buses.",
+        "Truckload Of Apples Overturns, [city] Diner Offers Applesauce Special.",
+        "Ordinary Days In [city] Become Common.",
+        "Semicolon Declared Sexier Than Comma At Grammarian's Fete.",
+        "Spotted Owl Spotted.",
+        "Crime Lord Spotted In [city]; Mayor Says \"No Comment\".",
+        "Cat Burglar Spotted, Mistaken For Dalmatian.",
+        "Local citizens confused about New Spark Box Pro XL Series U.",
+        "Customers of the New Spark Box Pro XL Series U confirm that it has Knuckles."
+    ]
+}

json/ticker/international.json

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+{
+    "ticker": [
+        "Astronomer Warns of Physics Experiment That Could Destroy Our Entire Galaxy"
+    ]
+}

json/ticker/kittykibble.json

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+{
+    "ticker": [
+        "Local Merchants Puzzled By Rumors Of Kitty Kibble Shortage; \"We Have Plenty,\" Say Most.",
+        "No Kitty Kibble Shortage Says Local Representative Of Kitty Kibble Association.",
+        "Rumors Persist In Kitty Kibble Shortage; Unfounded Say Many.",
+        "Cats Say Not Enough Being Done In Kitty Kibble Shortage.",
+        "Cats Concerned By Rumors Of Kitty Kibble Shortage; Buy In Bulk.",
+        "Is Kitty Kibble Shortage A Hoax? Cats Search For Truth.",
+        "Enough Kitty Kibble For Twenty Years, Experts Agree."
+    ]
+}

json/ticker/sammy.json

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+{
+    "ticker": [
+        "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: One Word In This Ticker Is Mispelled.",
+        "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: One Word In This Ticker Is Sdrawkcab (Backwards).",
+        "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: It Is Easier To Get Forgiveness Than Permission.",
+        "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: You Can't Outwait A Bureaucracy."
+    ]
+}

json/ticker/ticker.json

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+{
+    "1": {
+        "text": "50 Car Pile-Up Results In New City Sculpture."
+    },
+    "2": {
+        "text": "After 36 Years Of Marriage, Man Discovers Wife Is Actually A Rare Yucca Plant."
+    },
+    "3": {
+        "text": "All Raccoons Cheat At Poker, Animal Researchers Say."
+    },
+    "4": {
+        "text": "[outlet]: Don't Blame Us If You're Not Paying Attention"
+    },
+    "5": {
+        "text": "Cat Hijacks Municipal Bus; Riders Applaud Good Timing At Stops And Courteous Meows."
+    },
+    "6": {
+        "text": "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Check Your Facts Before Making A Fool Of Yourself."
+    },
+    "7": {
+        "text": "Rumor Of Kitty Kibble Shortage Causes Futures To Drop; Consumers Stockpile."
+    },
+    "8": {
+        "text": "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: The Insides Of Golf Balls Are Mostly Rubber Bands."
+    },
+    "9": {
+        "text": "Tommy B. Saif Sez: No Left Turn, Except Buses."
+    },
+    "10": {
+        "text": "Truckload Of Apples Overturns, [city] Diner Offers Applesauce Special."
+    },
+    "11": {
+        "text": "Ordinary Days In [city] Become Common."
+    },
+    "12": {
+        "text": "Semicolon Declared Sexier Than Comma At Grammarian's Fete."
+    },
+    "13": {
+        "text": "Spotted Owl Spotted."
+    },
+    "14": {
+        "text": "This Space For Rent."
+    },
+    "15": {
+        "text": "Crime Lord Spotted In [city]; Mayor Says \"No Comment\"."
+    },
+    "16": {
+        "text": "Cat Burglar Spotted, Mistaken For Dalmatian."
+    },
+    "17": {
+        "text": "[outlet]: Information With As Few Words As Possible."
+    },
+    "18": {
+        "text": "[city] Phonebooks Print All Wrong Numbers; Results In 15 New Marriages."
+    },
+    "19": {
+        "text": "[outlet]: Properly Spelled Words From Beginning To End."
+    },
+    "20": {
+        "text": "[outlet]: Not For The Faint Of Heart."
+    },
+    "21": {
+        "text": "[city] Tourist Bureau Launches City Beautification Project."
+    },
+    "22": {
+        "text": "Local Cop Found To Be Ticketing Only Lantern-Jawed Males."
+    },
+    "23": {
+        "text": "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Better To Aim High And Miss Then To Aim Low And Hit."
+    },
+    "24": {
+        "text": "Weasel Rejected As [city]'s Crime-Fighting Mascot."
+    },
+    "25": {
+        "text": "Cats Demand Longer Breaks, Cleaner Litter, Slower Mice."
+    },
+    "26": {
+        "text": "Black And White Ball Disrupted By Bank Robbery."
+    },
+    "27": {
+        "text": "[outlet]: Journalistic Integrity Without All The Advertising."
+    },
+    "28": {
+        "text": "Chefs Find Broccoli Effective Tool For Cutting Cheese."
+    },
+    "29": {
+        "text": "[outlet]: No Advertisements Since Before The Beginning."
+    },
+    "30": {
+        "text": "[city] Baker Wins Pickled Crumpet Toss Three Years Running."
+    },
+    "31": {
+        "text": "Local Merchants Puzzled By Rumors Of Kitty Kibble Shortage; \"We Have Plenty,\" Say Most."
+    },
+    "32": {
+        "text": "Cats Concerned By Rumors Of Kitty Kibble Shortage; Owners In Panic."
+    },
+    "33": {
+        "text": "No Kitty Kibble Shortage Says Local Representative Of Kitty Kibble Association."
+    },
+    "34": {
+        "text": "Rumors Persist In Kitty Kibble Shortage; Unfounded Say Many."
+    },
+    "35": {
+        "text": "Is Kitty Kibble Shortage A Hoax? Cats Search For Truth."
+    },
+    "37": {
+        "text": "Cats Say Not Enough Being Done In Kitty Kibble Shortage."
+    },
+    "38": {
+        "text": "Rumors Persist In Kitty Kibble Shortage; Unfounded Say Many."
+    },
+    "39": {
+        "text": "Enough Kitty Kibble For Twenty Years, Experts Agree."
+    },
+    "40": {
+        "text": "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: One Word In This Ticker Is Mispelled."
+    },
+    "50": {
+        "text": "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: One Word In This Ticker Is Sdrawkcab (Backwards)."
+    },
+    "51": {
+        "text": "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: It Is Easier To Get Forgiveness Than Permission."
+    },
+    "52": {
+        "text": "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: You Can't Outwait A Bureaucracy."
+    },
+    "53": {
+        "text": "Mr. Fluffy's Futures Rise in the Wake of Kitty Kibble Shortage Rumors."
+    },
+    "54": {
+        "text": "[species] Discovers Picayune Newspaper Lying on the Ground; Throws It Away."
+    },
+    "55": {
+        "text": "Local citizen, Bill Flopsby Heads County Commission On Snuggles And Hugs."
+    },
+    "56": {
+        "text": "[species] Offers To Let City Bus Run Him Over For Lifetime Salad Bar Privileges."
+    },
+    "57": {
+        "text": "School Field Trip To Museum Sparks Interest In Local History."
+    },
+    "58": {
+        "text": "Survey: 80% Of Animals Hang Up On Telephone Solicitors."
+    },
+    "59": {
+        "text": "Animals Everywhere Agree: The Egg Came First, But Only After The Chicken."
+    },
+    "60": {
+        "text": "Today's Forecast: Sunny, High 70's, Winds From The East."
+    },
+    "61": {
+        "text": "Bus Misses Turn, Dozens Late For Work."
+    }
+}

json/ticker/ticker_alerts.json

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+{
+    "1": {
+        "text": ""
+    }
+}