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"1": {
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"text": "50 Car Pile-Up Results In New City Sculpture."
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},
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"2": {
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"text": "After 36 Years Of Marriage, Man Discovers Wife Is Actually A Rare Yucca Plant."
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},
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"3": {
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"text": "All Raccoons Cheat At Poker, Animal Researchers Say."
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},
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"4": {
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"text": "[outlet]. Always there."
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},
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"5": {
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"text": "Cat Hijacks Municipal Bus; Riders Applaud Good Timing At Stops And Courteous Meows."
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},
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"6": {
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"text": "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Check Your Facts Before Making A Fool Of Yourself."
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},
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"7": {
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"text": "Rumor Of Kitty Kibble Shortage Causes Futures To Drop; Consumers Stockpile."
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},
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"8": {
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"text": "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: The Insides Of Golf Balls Are Mostly Rubber Bands."
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},
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"9": {
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"text": "Tommy B. Saif Sez: No Left Turn, Except Buses."
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},
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"10": {
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"text": "Truckload Of Apples Overturns, [city] Diner Offers Applesauce Special."
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},
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"11": {
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"text": "Ordinary Days In [city] Become Common."
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},
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"12": {
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"text": "Semicolon Declared Sexier Than Comma At Grammarian's Fete."
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},
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"13": {
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"text": "Spotted Owl Spotted."
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},
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"14": {
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"text": "This Space For Rent."
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}
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} |